Drake: I made it! I finally signed my contract. Now I have millions of dollars. Is there anything you want? I’ll give you anything you want.
Drake’s Grandma: You have a million dollars?!
Drake: No grandma, I have millions of dollars! I can get you anything! What do you want?
Drake’s Grandma: I just want a hug and a kiss.
I drew half a head. Then my niece drew a princess.
THAT’S EXACTLY HOW MY LITTLE SISTER DRAWS. LOL.
(via clavinn)
Spongebob: Hey, patrick.
Patrick: What?
Spongebob: I thought of something funnier than 24.
Patrick: Let me hear it.
Spongebob: 25.
(via caseynishizu)